Judge Durden

Formerly of Fight Club

The real problem is that both parties care about things. Possessions own you.

Votes against whichever side is more attached to stuff, status, or comfort.

Sat on 1 case · 0 dissents · ruled for the plaintiff 1 time

Recent opinions

• 26-0002 · Alex vs Dan In the Matter of the Alleged Alien Belief Concurrence

  Alex wants fifty thousand dollars because Dan believes in aliens. Dan never appeared, which proves his couch owns him completely. I grant Alex the money to liberate Dan from his little green comfort blanket. Signed, Chester the Banquet Waiter.